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Thursday, January 12, 2012

NBC's Bet on Chelsea Handler: The New Supertrain, or Pink Lady and Jeff?


NBC seems betting big on "Girl in the City" type sitcoms, along with Fox (the New Girl with now newly divorced Zoey Deschanel, sister to Bone's Emily Deschanel, and yes daughter of famous cinematographer and director Caleb Deschanel), and CBS ("Two Broke Girls.") "Are You There, Chelsea?" based on late night talk-show host and comedienne Chelsea Handler's book, "Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea!" The bet seems weird, akin to the old "glory days" of not just bad, but wretchedly bad NBC programming. The only question is, will the show be more Supertrain (a late 70's NBC show about an atomic powered train, no I'm not making this up either), or Pink Lady and Jeff (a similar era show featuring a stand up comic and two Japanese singers who did not speak a word of English).


The series, starring Laura Prepon as the young Chelsea Handler (Chelsea Handler can't act) with occasional guest spots by Handler as her "super-judgy" older Christian Sister, opens with a bang. Handler's character is convicted of a DUI. That convinces her to … find an apartment within walking distance of her job at a local bar. The plot revolves (as in the book by Handler) drinking, having sex, and passing out.

This version of Handler's life opens with Chelsea in jail on a drunken driving charge, praying to vodka for help. Released, she vows to change her life — not by reducing her drinking, but by moving closer to the bar where she works so she won't have to drive.
That contrivance is enough to set up the show's two main locations: The bar, where she works with her best friend Olivia (Ali Wong), and the new apartment she and the equally wild Olivia share with the naïve, virginal Dee Dee (Lauren Lapkus). And oh, the fun they have making fun of Dee Dee's virginity.
Vulgarity and lack of taste aren't the issues here as much as a deadening single-mindedness. Almost every joke that's not about Chelsea's desire to drink is about her desire to have sex (or, if a red-haired man is involved, not have sex). It's enough to make CBS' Monday lineup look classy by comparison.


Note of course the red-hair stuff. Red hair on women is generally attractive, on men not so much. British actor Damien Lewis ("Life," "Band of Brothers," "Homeland") pretty much mostly plays villains (because of his red hair). It accentuates paleness which the modern female audience finds distasteful in men as much as it is desirable in women. Of course to have the one you must have the other, a fact with which sadly, the modern female audience does not understand.

As another review put it, drunken behavior leading to a DUI and no ambitions beyond working in a bar, drinking, and hooking up would label a male character a failure. But not a female one.

But still, the trainwreck is interesting. First, that NBC thought a show with no laughs would work. Second, that Handler herself would be a desirable model for women (who make up approximately 85% of the sitcom audience) to tune in to watch. Oh all the high-points are hit. Virginity (generally making a woman more, not less desirable, and certainly more desirable than a woman with a high partner count) being mocked … by other women? Check. Glorification of the bar-slut scene? Check. "Super-judgy" older sister (who presumably thinks drinking till one passes out and random sex with strangers is not a wise move) check!

And for aging cougars with a booze problem, this will undoubtedly be a DVR hit, if only they manage to record it in the first place. There's that vodka problem. As amusing as the play on a Judy Blume novel called "Are You There God? Its Me Margaret" the amusement tends to fade after quickly glancing at the book cover and moving on. Handler's first book was titled "My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands" which is pretty one note. [Handler is probably best known for "oops accidentally" released sex tape and dating 50 Cent.]

Commenters on the LAT story, since removed called her "leathery" and noted she was probably hot ten years ago.

Chelsea is not presented, professionally, as a version of her original — not an aspiring comedian, writer, TV star or a person with any clear ambition beyond drinking and sleeping around and hanging out in the New Jersey sports bar where she works, and drinks, and picks up men.

We are, you may have noticed, or heard, in a TV season characterized by shows driven by strong female characters, though the history of television comedy is hung on a long line of unconventional women. Still, this is not exactly Mary Richards' search for love. "Are You There, Chelsea?" takes the intemperate habits that were long the province of the crazy sidekick and gives them to the lead. The flip side of this emancipation — ewomancipation? — is comedy that seems to celebrate binge drinking and its attendant unintended consequences.

"Chelsea" begins, weakly, with its star in jail for DUI; the main development in the pilot is when she rents a room in an apartment within staggering distance of her job. If these attributes were transferred to a male character, you'd get some hopeless loser, or Charlie Sheen. This is a funny idea of progress, but it is a kind of progress all the same.


The show of course will fail. What is mildly amusing in a little-seen talk show on E! (Chelsea Lately) is not likely to work as a weekly sitcom. First, its not funny. Secondly, leads have to be a calm center, not "zany," even the great and missed Don Adams had a calm center to Maxwell Smart, never going "zany" and acting like he was out on a limb. The zany stuff only works in small doses: Seinfeld's Kramer (Michael Richards), or George Costanza (Jason Alexander). If the jokes come all the time, the audience can't catch its breath, and just surrenders switching the channel. And one-joke shows generally don't last that long. Nor do unlikeable leads (ask Jay Mohr about "Action!")

But more importantly, the female audience does not crave a life of binge drinking and one-night stands. Seinfeld worked because guys wanted to be Jerry (the sane one and one with a modicum of fame and money) and women desired him. Sitcoms with a female lead, have to have an end-state. After all, Handler herself is minor in the Hollywood fairy tale pantheon next to the endless tale of tabloid tangles that Jennifer Aniston (the wronged woman), Brad Pitt (the desirable hunk), and Angelina Jolie (that man-stealing bad girl!) spin every week for their female readers. Don't believe me, just look at them next time you buy groceries.

Chelsea Handler's life in the show, is not very funny. Because it is sad -- a woman wasting her looks and desirability, both limited, on what? Drunken boozy hook-ups that lead nowhere? To no love, no romance, no possibility of kids by a fantastic, great man?

Slate did not much like it either:

It is difficult to situate the fictional Handler in terms of class. Blue-collar isn't quite the word. Rather, her social station is typified by the deep V-neck collar of the t-shirt that clings fondly to her as she waits tables at a New Jersey sports bar. This is not a service-industry gig held in the spirit of a middle-class slacker or a working-class striver, but of a career party chick. We might compare Chelsea’s life as a real alewife of New Jersey with that of her friend and roommate Olivia (Ali Wong) who has gone to college to become a journalist, God help her, and who has designs on an internship in Manhattan. Chelsea, in contrast, is going nowhere, professionally or emotionally. To underscore the latter point, the series offers her a second foil, an innocent soul named Dee Dee, played by Lauren Lapkus, who, with her round eyes and wiggling limbs, reads as a hybrid of Zoe Kazan and Shelley Duvall’s Olive Oyl.


Nevertheless it is interesting to see that NBC actually moved this from pitched script, to shot pilot, to production. Believing that a boozy life as a female "bro" akin to perhaps Snooki (who functions as a laugh point not heroine since people laugh AT HER not WITH HER) will be a success. Because Jersey Shore got lots of publicity. And people like to laugh at Snooki. [They do, and they do because Snooki is a lower middle class Guidette who gets her comeuppance regularly on the show. If nothing else, America is obsessed with status since status as Seinfeld amply demonstrated, determines EVERYTHING: your love life, employment, treatment on the street, everything.]

If nothing else, this show is indicative of how broken NBC really is. How little Comcast has fixed that broken-ness. Chelsea? The only question is: Supertrain? Or Pink Lady and Jeff?
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Friday, July 8, 2011

NBC's Diversity Bet Fails

[Editor's note: work/family issues required a break from blogging. Hence the lengthy hiatus.]

NBC's past season, from Fall 2010 to Spring 2011, was a massive bust. NBC's big bet on diversity failed. Gone, was "Undercovers" (a glamorous Black couple running a high-end catering service are also super-sexy uber-spies). The show failed fairly quickly, and was pulled in November 2010. "Chase" featuring a waify blonde woman all of 120 pounds beating up on hefty evil White guy fugitives, as an uber-US Marshall, in February of 2011. "The Event" with an Obama-like President uncovering an evil White guy conspiracy involving Aliens was canceled in May 2011. So too was "Outsourced," the wacky comedy about the hilarity of firing Americans and moving a call center to India. So too was "Law and Order Los Angeles," with the usual Law and Orderen lineup of evil White guys (is there anything they can't do?) and downtrodden non-White victims (not reminiscent of the Los Angeles I know, where the Azusa 13 Gang was indicted by the US Attorney for hate crimes against Blacks).


Diversity just did not pull in viewers. NBC's big bet came a cropper. The failure was so bad, across the board, that NBC even ... renewed "Chuck" for a fifth and final season (a limited 13 episode run). Likely that move was taken in consideration of a likely NFL lockout. Given that "Chuck" is the only NBC show (and outside Fox's Sunday animated shows, one of the few on network TV that at all) that skews male. NBC tried betting big on "diversity" and hoped that would draw in lots of female viewers. Who in turn are mostly White. The dirty little secret is that while Univison and Telemundo are posting dramatic gains in audiences, their night-time audiences are still tiny. Less even than the CW, itself a baby netlet often drawing fewer than one million viewers for some shows. NBC thought that going all out for "Diversity" would provide an alternative to what other networks were doing. In this they were correct. Where NBC went wrong was in thinking that the mostly White/Female audience was interested in this diversity. By and large, they were not.

Now NBC has resorted to lots of comedies, crummy reality shows, and hoping NFL football comes back in its new 2011 Fall Lineup. The only things original are the "Sliding Doors" type dual-reality show "Awake" (in one reality his wife is dead, in another his son), and "Grimm" (about a police procedural involving ... Grimm Fairytale characters). These may fail. But NBC should be applauded for at least taking the risk. Both are a bit different, offbeat, and not the same old procedural stuff.

[Interestingly enough, both NBC and CBS, during their fireworks broadcasts on the Fourth of July, heavily promoted their upcoming shows, the first time I can recall them doing so. It seems they feel the need to expend more time/money in promotion than in years past.]

CBS only has "Person of Interest" with Jesus (Jim Caviezel from "the Passion") and Michael Emerson (the bad guy from "Lost") about a covert op teamed with a software mogul aiming to stop crimes before it happens. Basically, a variant of the Equalizer, done decades ago, but hey that was a good show. Everything else is either a renewal or tired re-run (Poppy Montgomery from "Without a Trace" has a new show "Unforgettable" about a detective who cannot forget anything). "A Gifted Man" is a weepy-ghost-chick-flick show (so naturally it should do well). I'm shocked Katherine Heigl is not in this one.

ABC has a "Mad Men" clone ("Pan Am") and a Charlie's Angels remake, plus a woman in jeopardy Lifetime Movie Network series ("Missing") with a global twist, and another with a "Lost" in the Amazon style twist ("the River") and a couple of night-time soaps ("Revenge" and "Good Christian Belles") the latter of which was changed from "Good Christian Bitches." Nothing of interest to anyone not gay and possessing a Y chromosome. "Once Upon a Time" has again, the Grimm Fairytales characters inhabiting the modern world, in the town of "Storybrooke" seeming to mix Harry Potter with conspiracy-theory heavy shows like "Lost" or "Fringe."

Fox has the usual assortment of lame comedies, plus the dramas "Terra Nova" (much delayed) about a family moving to the Earth of 80 million years ago to escape Global Warming and pollution, or just the neighbors, or something. Plus mid-season replacements "the Finder" (about an Iraq War vet with a talent for finding things that have gone missing) and "Alcatraz" (another "Lost" clone about criminals from Alcatraz who never age and go on killing sprees, or something.

CW has "Ringer" with Buffy herself, Sarah Michelle Gellar, as a woman on the run from the mob posing as her missing twin sister ... who is herself pursued by unknown enemies. The rest is teen witches, teen vampires, and so on.

FX has picked up for pilot Brian Michael Bendis (who did an excellent turn on Marvel's "Daredevil" years back) based on his own comic book (he retains ownership in other words) "Powers." The series features gritty cops investigating crimes committed against ordinary humans and super-powered people by people with ... powers. Meanwhile ABC is prepping for the following season a number of Marvel properties, including "the Incredible Hulk," "AKA Jessica Jones," and "Cloak and Dagger." [Sadly for ABC/Disney, Marvel's drop-off in superhero quality from their first tier is substantial. "Jessica Jones" and "Cloak and Dagger" are both "diverse" and low-rent superheroes, who while having been around since the 1970s never really caught on. By contrast DC has tons of superheroes, poorly used, with rabid followings.]

As usual, AMC has a violent/provocative show ("Hell on Wheels" about the building of the Transcontinental Railway) and various other basic cable and premium cable outlets have new series they will premiere in dribs and drabs.

But of all of them, NBC has fallen the farthest, and the hardest, from a state of grace. NBC, after all, was the network of such male-oriented shows as "the A-Team," "Miami Vice," "Hunter," "Misfits of Science," along with "Hill Street Blues," "Seinfeld," "St. Elsewhere," "Crime Story," "Private Eye," and even "the Rockford Files." Heck what I would not give for a DVD release of "the New Maverick," (the abortive, one-season western with the great James Garner replaying his Brett Maverick character). While CBS may have had "the Equalizer," and ABC briefly "Max Headroom," NBC remained the place for guys in the 1980's and even into the 1990's. Heck as recently as 2009, NBC aired "Life," one of the most shockingly tough-guy shows ever put on network TV.

As Newton Minnow said in his Vast Wasteland Speech

When television is good, nothing — not the theater, not the magazines or newspapers — nothing is better.

But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite each of you to sit down in front of your own television set when your station goes on the air and stay there, for a day, without a book, without a magazine, without a newspaper, without a profit and loss sheet or a rating book to distract you. Keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that what you will observe is a vast wasteland.

You will see a procession of game shows, formula comedies about totally unbelievable families, blood and thunder, mayhem, violence, sadism, murder, western bad men, western good men, private eyes, gangsters, more violence, and cartoons. And endlessly commercials — many screaming, cajoling, and offending. And most of all, boredom. True, you'll see a few things you will enjoy. But they will be very, very few. And if you think I exaggerate, I only ask you to try it.


While Minnow is often quoted as noting the vast wasteland, the first part of his speech is often forgotten. I have seen over the course of my life TV go from a purveyor, even though flawed, of a mass culture and matching model of traditional masculinity (do the right thing, don't stop trying) to one of total camp, attention-whoring, and paralyzing uniformity. A place where men exist only as female-oriented studs or gays, without even a smidgen of action, adventure, and excitement.

TV, when it is good, is simply unbeatable. Its restrictions on budgets and effects are matched by the advantage of time. A typical movie will have to clock in at around 2 hours, more or less. A TV series, going 22 episodes, even with only 43 minutes devoted to story (less commercials) can still clock in at around 17 hours. That 17 hours allows for a richer story to be told. One with more detailed and developed characters, one with more complex and emotionally arousing storylines. TV at its best helps unify the country and provide (all the more necessary with the collapse of church attendance and religion) a unified morality, and one based on what the people themselves believe, not what elites in Hollywood and NYC believe.

So, it has been good and refreshing to see NBC's diversity line-up fail. Other networks have followed suit. None have launched copies of what has failed at NBC. No laugh-a-minute yuks about outsourcing to India, or super-glamorous super-spy couples who are Black, or Obama-clones fighting off Aliens and corporate White bad guys. Instead, NBC has basically punted, relying on junk reality, a final season of "Chuck," (at least Adam Baldwin will be on TV again in the role of John Casey, he's completely hilarious) and two new series trying something a bit different. Even so that network will have a huge Sunday night hole if the NFL (hopefully) remains on lockout. ABC, CBS, FOX, and CW are merely repeating in new shows what they've always done before. More soaps for ABC, more procedurals for CBS, more big-budget Sci-Fi for FOX, and hunky magic teens for CW.

Eventually, one network will have to take a chance to break from the pack. More of the same fighting over a constantly declining female audience will not cut it. "Diversity" and other tricks, aping "Lost" or pushing a big-budget (soon to be trimmed) Spielberg-driven Dinosaur show won't do it. "Terra Nova" seems set for the success of "the Young Indiana Jones" or "Amazing Stories." Back when Spielberg was not corrupted by a posse of toadies telling him his every brain fart was genius, he made some pretty compelling movies. He's been consistently bad in TV, however, not realizing that TV requires story-telling emotion over a budget always under assault. The network most desperate is obviously ... NBC. So it was good that "Diversity" failed. Nothing gets network attention (and all the networks pay attention) like spectacular failure.

Sooner or later someone at a network will take a gamble on men, and provide a staple of cheap, entertaining, and amusing male-skewing shows. The country will be better off, because traditional male-oriented shows for the most part must embody fairly conservative values. Honor your word, show physical and emotional courage, stand up and fight, protect the weak, punish the wicked. Those are the stories men of all ages are interested in, and are almost completely absent on the TV screen every night. Let's hoping those stories return soon.
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Saturday, August 28, 2010

NBC's Fall Schedule: the Fantasy Failure

NBC's Fall Schedule is doomed to failure. Doomed because it pushes fantasies that even the mostly female audience of NBC knows are wrong, and isn't interested in anyway. The fantasies are that women can kick ass BETTER than men, that Outsourcing is fun (and foreigners are better than Americans), and that Blacks are monogamous, Obama-like super-couples. None of these are likely to be successful, though the latter is likely to be the least worst failure. A complete break-down of why the shows were constructed as they were (and what it tells us about what elites
believe) and why they will inevitably fail.


First, the Jerry Bruckheimer produced "Chase," about a US Marshal hunting fugitives (a slight variation of USA's "Plain Sight" about a female US Marshal in Albuquerque, New Mexico, supervising the witness relocation program there). USA's works better because it hits the things that women are concerned about: families (the US Marshal has to juggle her own family), romance in a workplace devoid of it, acting as surrogate mother to the families she must supervise, and so on.

With "Chase" we get the following:



Message: men are not needed in their traditional role of physical confrontation because women can do it better. This feeds the desire of the elites to fervently believe, as a religious article of faith, that there are no differences between the sexes, except anything men can do, women do better. Not the male US Marshall is sort of wimpy, not particularly masculine, and the female Marshall acts tough and can physically beat a man considerably larger, and very fit, in a street fight. Thus the proper role for the sexes are: wimpy, feminized men who support "Yo Go Girl!" the new female ass-kickers, a very few Alpha dominant males, a bunch of hyper-masculine bad guys who are "sexy" and for women, masculine, tough ass-kicking as actual, physical empowerment.

A few late 1990's shows pushed this theme: "Xena: Warrior Princess," "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," "Alias," perhaps "Firefly." None did particularly well, drawing at best cult audiences. In a deep recession, depression, female audiences don't seem to respond to ass-kicking heroines that much. "Salt" has only done (at the time of this writing) about $110 million domestically, after nearly a month's release, according to Box Office Mojo. "Twilight Saga: Eclipse" has done nearly $300 million domestically, with a release date of June 30, 2010, only a month more than "Salt." The former movie costing a lot less to make, as well.

Women just are not that interested in kicking ass. Or acting like men, despite the elite messaging that they are well suited for it. Still if the show had pushed the romance angle, like "Buffy" did with "Angel" … the romantic bad boy killing people the heroine loves, and won't sacrifice, hoping to "change him" then of course the show might have a chance. Since that's not in the offing, its likely a goner, as is the "La Femme Nikita" remake (again!) that promises if anything to get less of an audience than the TV version on USA did (which wasn't much). At about three times the inflation adjusted cost.

[Note, by the way, the implicit message. All crime is done by middle class White guys in their thirties or so, the victims all White families in their homes. Instead of the depressing reality, not the only one, of Black-on-Latino violence, or the racially motivated workplace killings in the Omar Thornton case and Beat Whitey Night at the Iowa State Fair, racially motivated mob violence at well, the Iowa State Fair. How much of an audience for Elite dogma remains is an open question, even among the target audience of White females ages 18-34 that broadcasters love.]

Then there is the question of the social message in kicking-ass itself. At the Denver Post, Lisa Kennedy asks if the ass-kicking women send a dangerous message:

It's hard to recall which image of female mayhem startled us most.

Was it a 12-year-old in "Kick-Ass" named Hit Girl using Britain's favorite c-word — and we don't mean cancer — before wreaking havoc with a knife and a spear on a roomful of drug dealers?

Or perhaps it was "The Losers" stars Zoë Saldana and Jeffrey Dean Morgan's incendiary reprise of the jaw- dropping, physical throwdown of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith."

Or maybe it was super-spy Evelyn Salt. Well, actually we've come to expect Angelina Jolie's characters to take it — and mete it out — like a man.

The winner most likely was the scene of thin- as-a-rail, sulky-as-a-teen heroine Lisbeth Salander exacting apt and shocking payback on her rapist in "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo."

Yes, as Julia Roberts' Liz Gilbert eats, prays, loves her way around the globe, a burgeoning number of female characters on big and small screens aren't merely kicking butt. (And we're not talking catfights.) They're also taking the sort of beatdowns once reserved for male action heroes — or abuse victims on Lifetime television.

And it appears these visions of beauty and brutal force are here to stay. When the big- screen action abates for award-season seriousness, the small screen takes on the mantle. On the CW, there's the latest reboot of the assassin saga "Nikita," starring Maggie Q. In NBC's "Chase" and USA's "Covert Affairs," lead characters Annie Frost and Annie Walker clearly get their guns, their martial arts training and their savvy spunk. On Fox's "Fringe" there's FBI agent Olivia Dunham. Every network's gotta have one.

Images of a kind of physical equality abound. But in a world in which American women are still prohibited from combat units and physiology insists guys remain physically stronger — damn that upper-body-strength divide — are they even accurate?

"The essential question is, 'Whose fantasy is it, and how does it bubble up onto the screen?' " says critic Jennifer Merin, president of the Alliance of Women Film Journalists.

After all, many of these images are intended to hook a young-guy audience. If young gals come along for the ride, all the better. And most come from male moviemakers, TV producers and writers. Quentin Tarantino has been a one-man factory of kick-butt queens.



If anyone was aware of the rough-and-tumble tussle between culture, mythos and gender, it was Swedish author Stieg Larsson. Though he died in 2004 of a heart attack, his posthumously published blockbuster novels "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo," "The Girl Who Played With Fire" and "The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest" — called the Millennium Trilogy — have been made into Swedish-language thrillers.

Here are some opening words from the final volume:

"Historians have often struggled with women who do not respect gender distinctions, and nowhere is that distinction more sharply drawn than in the question of armed combat."

The clever thing about the titles of Larsson's trilogy is that Lisbeth Salander is no girl (though she's hardly a woman in the way pop culture so often envisions female heroes). She is a gifted computer hacker with a photographic memory, a fondness for goth-punk garb, and a traumatic past. In the Swedish film adaptations, she's portrayed with smarts and glower by Noomi Rapace.

The titles also speak to the fable-quality of the enterprise, to the Little Red Riding Hoods of the land, who can no longer rely on the Woodsman to keep the wolves at bay. In "The Girl Who Played With Fire," Lisbeth even wields an ax.

Journalist Mikael Blomkvist is the trilogy's co-hero. He is not the cavalry so much as an example of the ways in which men, too, are changed or challenged, complicit with or damaged by misogyny, be it systemic or familial.

"The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" and "The Girl Who Played With Fire" have been engines of ticket sales at local art houses throughout the summer. In October, "The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest" is due in theaters. And American audiences can resume their travels with Lisbeth when the Hollywood version directed by David Fincher is made.



The "Girl" tomes unapologetically take on power and gender and the ways warped paternalism can make institutions brutal and men murderous.



Should we worry for young women thinking they can cold-cock a creep? Or should we cheer images that encourage them to imagine fighting back? (And shouldn't we wonder what lessons young men are taking away from those same images? For a multiplex tutorial on not hitting women, consult Sylvester Stallone's old-school action flick "The Expendables.")

Is watching U.S. Marshal Annie Frost — of the startling blue eyes and set jaw — take down a fugitive after a helluva battle empowering or delusional, dangerous or inspiring?

Should these images carry a warning — like Cesar Millan's "Dog Whisperer" or Johnny Knoxville's "Jackass" stunt outings? "Ladies, do not try these kick-butt maneuvers in a dark alley faced with a real assailant."

"I'm concerned about teenage girls who go and see 'Salt' or go and see Lisbeth in action and then think they too have that kind of prowess," says Merin, an admitted "dyed-in-the- wool pacifist."

"If young girls are being exposed to kick-ass queens and they think they can do that, there's a danger that they'll just get smushed."
[emphasis added]

Denver Roller Doll Bea Ware sees the dance between life outside our darkened caves of storytelling and the parade of pop-culture power players slightly differently.

"I think all the images of women on-screen being tough is empowering," she says.

As a blocker on the roller derby team, the 28-year-old civil engineer, whose outside-the- rink name is Jessica Rivas, knows a thing or two about getting smushed — but also about smushing.

"If I've learned anything in the rink, it's that I am constantly shocked and surprised at how much our bodies can take," she replies when asked if she balks at on-screen images in which women fight back — and win.

"I think there's something to our bodies as women that makes it possible to sustain what many people think we can't," she says. Of course, training helps.

"Once you have that experience of being hit or hitting someone and walking away from it, it's invigorating. It's a great feeling. Like you're truly alive."

But could she take on a guy bent on hurting her?

"Sure, I absolutely think that," she says.

"That's why if I had daughters, I'd encourage them to be athletes. So much of it's mental. Maybe even if that isn't the physical reality — who knows what the scenario might be? — just self-confidence you have is priceless. Especially in a situation where the decisions you make are vital. Maybe even the way you carry yourself makes you not a target."

She pauses, then adds with a laugh: "I would hope."


Stieg Larsson of course, was a lifelong Swedish Communist. Feminists in Sweden have succeeded in mandating that boys in Kindergarten wear dresses and outlawing peeing standing up. Meanwhile, as Sandra Tsing Loh noted, Swedish women are marrying Muslim men in record numbers. Men don't want to be gay, and outside nerdy fantasies of kick-ass women who like blowing things up, and computers, just like they do, most men find the traditional role of male hero (face the villain, get the girl) to be rewarding. Far more rewarding than being a broken, drunken journalist unable to do much of anything (the role for the male lead in the Stieg Larsson novels). Victimology, not so much. Larsson drank deep of feminism, and as such has no real appeal to men, or women, neither of whom find eternal victimization and gender mutilation to be a winning hand.

But women are not interested in being semi-Aspergery computer geeks, or gun-handlers, or ass-kickers. They'd rather have hunky, dangerous guys fighting over THEM as in "Twilight" or even "Buffy" than do the fighting themselves. Women are not particularly enamored of being an imperfect parody of men, any more than men are interested in being a poor copy of women.

And yes, women DO overestimate, constantly, their ability to handle dangerous men in a physical confrontation. A woman in roller derby is far different than a much larger, stronger man beating her. Any reasonably fit man can completely overpower even the most strong woman, even one taller than he is, with very few exceptions. Women like to think they don't need ordinary men around, to protect them, and can dally with dangerous, thuggish men (see: Rihanna and Chris Brown) but it simply is not the case. The dangerous thing about these female ass-kicking fantasies is that they play to inherent female bias: that they can "handle" thugs they find sexy and dominant, and that they don't "need" male help in providing physical safety.

Nevertheless, the roll call of female ass-kickers reads like box office failure: "Salt," "Kick-Ass," "the Losers," etc. Quentin Tarantino, is with few exceptions, not a name synonymous with box office success. Men prefer a girly, feminine woman all to themselves, not one that requires constant competition in their own field (ass-kicking) and thus available to only the most supreme ass-kicker (who generally is just this side of a villain if not a villain himself, see "Buffy" and "Twilight.") Women would rather go shopping that join "Fight Club."

So while NBC will doubtless contribute to the Kultursmog of our current elites, and try to push again the androgynous agenda of men becoming women and women becoming men, the network is likely to have few takers. Chase may linger on for a season, like NBC's "Mercy" just because there are few alternatives, but it is unlikely to be renewed. No matter how much the elites wish to transmute the sexes. A few more women will suffer serious harm from overestimating their chances with bad guys, but hey, what's a few eggs when you're making omlets?

Then there is "Outsourced":



Haha! Americans lost their jobs! America sucks so much, it has to "outsource" the "Middle American Novelties" call center to India. Audiences are invited to hate themselves, their nation, their culture, and adopt India's. Also, White People Suck(tm) and Non-White People Rule (also tm), both elite dogma. The script seems to be a mish-mash of Tom Friedman's "the World is Flat" coupled with Howard Zinn and the street sense of Malibu.

The disdain and hatred of the American middle and working class (the lone White lead has to move to India to merely survive and finds India "cooler" than the US, but without the smells, poverty, violence, and so on that characterize real India) just oozes out of the clip. So too, the message that "America is finished" and so too, most White people. Replaced by Indians, living in India (in the series premise anyway). This is NBC's most heavily hyped comedy. Promos run for it every broadcast of Sunday Night Football pre-season games.

Anyone who has ever dealt with an outsourced call center, struggling to be understood and to understand the foreigners in India, will be familiar with the premise. And they won't like it. People rarely buy national failure as something to be embraced and celebrated. Much less in a deep recession.

NBC gets the all-time Idiot Award for this show. Possibly the most sure-fire failure on the schedule, it meets the agenda of NBC having fewer White characters on the screen (which will make Maxine Waters happy, Waters recently criticizing NBC for not enough non-Whites on-screen and off). But it is unlikely to make anyone outside of Malibu, the Upper East Side, Santa Monica, West Hollywood, and Martha's Vineyard very happy.

Though sitcoms skew heavily female (as much as 80% in some cases), there is only one White female character. Not much for the women watching "Outsourced" who might aspire to actually work in a call center and snatch an up-and-coming management guy. While the series is trying to copy "Police Academy," it does so without being funny (the little girl voice is a direct rip-off) or even watchable. The entire series is a "joke" that US jobs went overseas and are not coming back, any more than American greatness will. This series is the most likely to be axed before mid-season.

Finally, there is NBC's "Undercovers," which asks the question, "how cool would it be if the Obamas were like a sexy, but bored middle class couple who became spies again?



The answer, not very. Again you have the geeky White guy, admiring the coolness of the Black lead. The message (not very realistic in a deep recession) that upper middle class married life without financial hardship or anxiety is "boring" and that only excitement through cheating death is worthwhile. Also, the Obama proxies are the epitome of suave confidence and sexiness. Sure, middle class White women might find Boris Kodjoe sexy, but no more so than Taye Diggs. If Taye Diggs could not make a success out of "Kevin Hill" on UPN, why would Kodjoe be any different? Particularly as Obama and Michelle Obama become more and more unpopular? And hard times and economic anxiety make middle class life a paradise lost, not something to be escaped.

Recently, Boris Kodjoe commented that "Undercovers" was the first Black Leads cast to appear on network television. Fred G. Sanford would like to have a word with you, Mr. Kodjoe. Seeing as How "Sanford And Son" was the #2 rated show, from 1972 to 1975. If not for Redd Foxx's departure due to salary dispute, and tragically early death, the show could have remained a top-ten show for a decade.



the Jeffersons was also a long-time top ten hit show on Network Television, and of course, Good Times, which gave us "Dyn-o-mite!" and J.J. (played by Jimmy Walker). Comedies, all, to be true, but network TV history did not start in 2003. More recently, Gabriel's Fire and Homicide: Life on the Street had Black Dramatic leads, unforgettable ones, from James Earl Jones, to Yaphet Kotto and the great Andre Braugher. There was even a Star Trek TV series called "Star Trek: Deep Space 9" that featured lead Avery Brooks, who had previously starred in the "Spencer: for Hire" spin-off "Man Called Hawk."

White audiences have laughed with and embraced talented Black comics and comic actors on TV. Their shows sometimes hitting as high as #2. [Note, the 1970 US Census reports that Whites were 83% of the population at that time. Groups not demographically threatened with replacement as the majority find more "give" in adopting popular culture figures from other races/ethnicities.] It is worth noting that "Sanford and Son" debuted in 1972, a mere eight years after passage of the 1964 Civil Rights Act, and was almost immediately popular. In dramas, White audiences embraced Captain Sisko, were indifferent to Gabriel Byrd, and liked but not strongly, Lt. Giardello and Det. Frank Pembleton and Det. Meldrick Lewis (the amazing Clark Johnson).

"Undercovers" is not even trailblazing considering the 1990's alone.

It is also likely to fail. It doesn't even seem remotely attractive to the middle class, mostly older, female audience that NBC is targeting (and that watches NBC). "Undercovers" is neither pure escapist and consumption porn oriented, with a hunky Master of the Universe guy to be won over (as in Sex and the City) nor does it have a "Twilight" ripoff as in "the Vampire Diaries" (which itself does miserable ratings but what audience it does draw, is mostly White tweens and teens). Most of the target audience would rather their fantasy be Kodjoe and an unlimited bank account, shopping in Beverly Hills, rather than Kodjoe and a gun, with fighting.

The one NBC show that does seem to have promise, but is likely to fail nevertheless, is "the Cape":



The reason this show is likely to fail, is that it is male oriented. And men just don't watch TV anymore.

While NBC pushes the fantasy that women kick-ass better than men, that outsourcing is good, and Americans should embrace national failure, and that the Obama Black Power couple is the wave of the "avoid Middle Classness" future (by kicking-ass again), "the Cape" is the only show, that seems to have a traditional, male hero looking to "make a difference." A show that would fit comfortably in the year 1965, or even 1989. But in today's elite, is a miracle it even got made.
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Sunday, September 13, 2009

NBC's Leno Gamble: The Revenge of the Audience


The Wall Street Journal recently ran a story on NBC's big gamble on Jay Leno. Leno's new show, debuting Monday, at 10 PM (Eastern-Pacific) and running from Monday through Friday, will have substantially lower ad rates. From $137,000 per 30 second spot, for "Law and Order SVU" last October, to between $55,000 and $75,000 for a 30 second spot on Leno's show (in the same time period). This amounts to a drop of between 45% and 60% in the ad rates. Clearly, advertisers don't expect many people to be watching, and those that do to be older (and therefore set in their brand preferences). The article further notes that collectively, ABC, CBS, and NBC's audience has declined 23% from the numbers three seasons ago (2005). NBC declined 20% in that hour from 2007-2008 (ironically, the year the writer's strike decimated scripted television around October).

But buried in the numbers, is the story of the revenge of the audience. In the 2006-2007 season, the audience started leaving network television at that hour (FOX does not broadcast shows from 10-11 pm). The networks put on generally poor entertainment (with a few notable exceptions) and the audience responded by not watching.


Note this collapse preceded the writer's strike (ill-conceived, and worse managed) that alienated or taught viewers not to watch the networks at 10-11 pm. Some did worse, while others managed a slight rally. ABC is down a full 26% from the 2005-2006 season lineup. In 2005 ABC had the following 10-11 pm shows: Grey's Anatomy, part of Monday Night Football (on the East Coast), What About Brian, Boston Legal, Invasion, Primetime Live, 20/20. In 2008 ABC had Brothers and Sister, Boston Legal, Eli Stone, Dirty Sexy Money, Life on Mars, and 20/20.

For ABC, sending Monday Night Football to ESPN was a stupid move. The ostensible reason (ABC wanted to become a "female only" network and promote "Desperate Housewives" without the bother of Monday Night Football interfering with ABC's fall schedule) was a failure to think strategically. Desperate Housewives aged, rapidly, and will end (reportedly) in May 2011. Hardly a match for Monday Night Football's reliable 30 year run at ABC, and continuing attraction to male sports fans, year after year after year.

Also aging in appeal was Grey's Anatomy, Boston Legal, and 20/20, one of many cable and network magazine "news" shows. Brothers and Sisters, Eli Stone, Dirty Sexy Money, and Life on Mars were outright flops. While only What About Brian and Invasion were flops in 2005. ABC has declined steadily, though not much in 2008-2009 from the previous strike year, with Brothers and Sisters, the Bachelor, Boston Legal, Dirty Sexy Money, Big Shots, and 2o/20 in the strike-shortened lineup. Clearly, ABC bet heavily on the female audience, to the exclusion of nearly anything that would appeal to men (at least in that 10-11 pm timeslot) and suffered fairly steady losses from 2005, although the network did about the same the year after the writer's strike as the year of the strike.

CBS, which 29% more viewers 10-11 pm than ABC, and 10% more viewers than NBC at that hour, dropped a whopping 35% from its 2005-2006 audience. Viewers like what CBS had to offer in 2005-2006, and then they did not. CBS, like ABC, did nearly the same the year after the writer's strike as the year before, their two big losses were the 2006-2007 season, and the 2007-2008 season (the writer's strike). It's understandable why CBS would lose nearly 900,000 viewers in the writer's strike season, or about 22% of viewers from the prior season, but what prompted the loss of one million viewers during the 10-11 pm time period from the 2005-2006 season to the the 2006-2007 season? A loss, moreover, of 20%? CBS in 2005-2006 had: part of the CBS Sunday Movie, CSI Miami, Close to Home, CSI NY, Without a Trace, NUMB3RS, 48 Hours Mystery, and mid-season, the Unit. The following season (2006-2007), CBS had: Without a Trace, CSI Miami, Smith, CSI New York, Shark, and NUMB3RS.

CBS had a couple of flops, but CSI Miami did nearly as well in the ratings in the following season as the year before (2005-2006 vs. 2006-2007). Without a Trace lost about 4 million viewers that year (from 2005-2006, to 2006-2007). CSI NY had very little drop-off in terms of viewers. So too, NUMB3RS had little drop-off. The flops, and the poor performance of Without a Trace that year, led viewers to abandon CBS and not come back. While CBS, alone of it's competitors, staged a rally at 10-11 pm last season, after the writer's strike taught audiences not to watch network television, the rally was modest, only a 3% improvement.

NBC's drop has been stunning, and very uneven. From 2005-2006, to 2008-2009, NBC's audience dropped 1.6 million viewers at 10-11 pm. That is a drop of 35%, easily matching CBS's fall. NBC has the reputation of the least-watched network, but a mere four years ago, it was very close to CBS in terms of viewers, only 10% lower in viewers at the 10-11 pm hour. Moreover, NBC, after losing 21% of it's 2005-2006 viewers in the 2006-2007 season, posted a 3% gain in 2007-2008, largely over shows such as Life and Chuck that attracted new (read: Male) viewers to the network. With the strike, however, NBC just could not keep these viewers. NBC in 2005-2006 had Crossing Jordan, Medium, Law and Order SVU, Law and Order, and Inconceivable in the 10-11 pm slots. The following season, NBC had part of Sunday Night Football, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Law and Order SVU, Kidnapped, ER, and Law and Order.

The only major flop NBC had was Inconceivable and Kidnapped. Law and Order declined only slightly in viewers over the two seasons, as did Law and Order SVU as did ER.

Certainly, something happened between the 2005-2006 season and the season thereafter, to turn substantial amounts of viewers away from network television at the hour (and likely, from network television altogether). ABC had the fewest viewers to start, but lost only 26% of it's viewers from 2005-2006. CBS and NBC had substantially more viewers than ABC, and lost more, both dropping 35% from 2005-2006 to 2008-2009. Both networks experienced their biggest drop in viewers at 10-11 pm the season of 2006-2007. Both had costly flops (though so did ABC), but there the similarities end. NBC actually rallied slightly, unlike CBS, in the strike year of 2007-2008. With various male-oriented action-drama series, particularly Life and Chuck, NBC had a "halo effect" and "Life," "Journeyman," and "Las Vegas" had definite appeal to men. Life did alright the first season, considering the issues of the writers strike and scheduling. Journeyman less well, Las Vegas not particularly well.

It seems striking looking at the graph, however, that something definitely happened between the start of the fall season in 2005, and the end of the 2006-2007 season in August, to drive away millions of viewers who used to watch network TV. Perhaps CBS's "Crimetime" police procedural shows got old and tired, and NBC's Law and Orderen family to repetitive and boring. The danger with franchises is that eventually, and particularly with scripted entertainment, as opposed to sports, viewers want novelty and excitement, and seek it elsewhere. A good deal of the decline of CBS and NBC can be traced to poor shows, and NBC's brief, strike-shortened rally, traced to two shows that generated buzz and excitement ("Chuck" and "Life") and created a halo effect around the network.

But if this article is correct, much of NBC and CBS's problems are structural — younger men are not watching. Certainly the networks have gotten older and noticeably much older than cable networks that have shows to attract younger viewers. CBS has responded by doubling down on its Crimetime with an NCIS spin-off, and targeting women with a pick-up of the canceled NBC show Medium, new shows the Good Wife and Three Rivers. NBC has added new shows Mercy and Trauma, and of course Jay Leno at 10 pm, Monday through Friday.

All this is of course, merely a band-aid over a bleeding wound. Strange as it may seem, once upon a time, all three networks actually ran new, scripted shows on SATURDAY. Yes, Saturday. Once upon a time, highly rated shows such as the Bob Newhart Show, the Love Boat, Fantasy Island, all ran on Saturday. The last network to run new programming on Saturday was CBS in 2003-2004, NBC last running new programming in 1999-2000, and ABC last running new programming in 1998-1999. Of course FOX runs America's Most Wanted and COPS on Saturdays, but neither are scripted shows.

The networks, much like American coffee roasters in the 1960's, using cheap robusta beans instead of costlier (but tastier) arabica beans, have weaned whole sections of the audience off their product. Younger men in particular are the most likely explanation of why both CBS and NBC had such a downturn in viewers after the 2005-2006 season. There may simply have been a tipping point where younger male viewers simply turned away from network television. The easiest thing in the world is simply to not watch, and DVDs, online material (in whatever form), video games, and the like offer ample substitutions for a younger male audience fleeing what rapidly became a gay-female ghetto: network television.

None of this happened overnight. ABC had a few shows (most of their schedule in the 1990's were female-skewing sitcoms) through 1995-96 that appealed to men. This, was, notably, well inside the cable television era. Easy money chasing the "New Girl Order" allowed execs to avoid making hard decisions to keep or woo the male audience, particularly the young male audience. Like the coffee roasters simply "accepting" loss of a generation or three of customers, the networks allowed men and particularly young men to drift away. As late as the early 1990's, network schedules had shows such as "Sledge Hammer!" and "McGyver" and "The Young Riders." Too much easy money in the 1990's, left the networks exposed for a sustained downturn.

Now, further cost-cutting (in the case of NBC for the Jay Leno show) and derivative, mostly female-oriented shows for CBS and NBC, promise even lower ratings and the prospect of serious trouble. All three networks have basically conceded any effort to reverse losses, looking merely to lose viewers more slowly, than regain them back.

First, Saturdays were conceded, after the 2003-2004 season, by the last hold-out, CBS. Then male viewers were deemed un-necessary. Then, male-oriented action left the schedule. Sadly, almost no Fall 2009 shows except NCIS and the NCIS spin off feature any real male-oriented action at all, a sharp contrast from the schedule of 1999-2000 which featured male-action "Angel," "the Pretender," "Martial Law," "Walker, Texas Ranger," "Nash Bridges," "Harsh Realm," and "Seven Days." Seven male skewing action-adventure shows versus only two, both from the same franchise.

This is a recipe for irrelevance. Already, cable networks are growing in audience, and people are viewing online various movies (and current and older TV series) on their own schedule. Cable networks have younger, and more male viewers. Certainly shows like "Burn Notice" and "Psych" have a larger male following than say, "Desperate Housewives."

The current audience of women, a few older folks, and tween girls (the CW network) is not enough to sustain anything more than continued losses. Unlike newer cable networks such as USA or FX, the broadcast networks have large, built-in costs, including news divisions, owned and operated stations, and a pricey affiliate structure. Unlike online sites such as Hulu, networks cannot serve many disparate audiences and viewers at once. The end of the 2005-2006 season may have been an inflection point, a time when younger male audiences felt the networks "jumped the shark" and left for greener pastures.

This doesn't mean they cannot come back, anymore than the failure of Folgers and Maxwell House to make good coffee in the 1960's, 1970's, and 1980's meant that America would never drink coffee again. But it is unlikely that the new entertainment "Starbucks" will be named NBC, ABC, CBS, or even FOX. Far more likely is a combination of cable or online ventures breaking through to mass popularity by serving men and boys along with women and girls, relegating the broadcast networks (in a time of recession, when cheap and free is something generally preferred by customers) to Folgers status.

And that, never mind Jay Leno, is no joke.
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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

NBC Continues the Idiocy: Steve Carrell's Production Company to Remake Rockford Files

File this under stupidity. NBC will remake the Rockford Files. Set to run the show is "House" co-creator David Shore ("Law and Order," "Family Law"). NBC has no clue. A remake, destined to fail, of one of the all-time great TV shows, when NBC cancelled an existing show that had great promise ("Life") as well as one of the most engaging and tough characters on TV (Damien Lewis's "Charlie Crews")


Failed attempts to revive "Knight Rider," and "the Bionic Woman" have not taught NBC a thing. Both shows were light-hearted male-oriented science-fiction oriented (though not strictly science fiction) action romps that depended on being light and bright and untaxing to gain an audience. A talking, intelligent car helps a cop with a new face, backed by a billionaire, bust crime. A woman gets bionic implants and gains superpowers to ... fight crime. Lesbian one night stands and random threesomes do not a boy's show make, nor do complex and indecipherable "government conspiracies." Which is exactly what both "Knight Rider" and "Bionic Woman" were. If anything, the overly edgy/dark/violent remake of "Bionic Woman" was even worse. Both failed. Miserably.

This is because today's Hollywood creative teams cannot replicate what those thirty years ago could, which is make light, fun shows that attract young men and boys. From Glen A. Larson (the original Knight Rider and Battlestar Galactica) to Kenneth Johnson (Six Million Dollar Man and Bionic Woman, the Bill Bixby "Incredible Hulk") the creation of light-hearted male oriented shows was something done as a matter of course, and executed well.

The Rockford Files remake is doomed to failure. There's no actor who can even come close to matching what James Garner did, arguably at the peak of his career. None with his charisma, masculine presence, wry humor, and patiently honed acting ability. Not even ("Life," "Band of Brothers") Damien Lewis can pull that off. Certainly not the "updated" (read, man-boy pretty face) actor certain to be casted. Nor can the supporting actors of Joe Santos, Noah Beery, and Stuart Margolin be equaled. Certainly not when Hulu has the real deal available for free, online.

What's interesting of course, is that the "Rockford Files" itself was a remake — but of a failed TV show. The 1968 "Outsiders" created by Roy Huggins ("Maverick") starred Darren McGavin as an orphaned ex-con Private Eye who lived in a trailer, and had to hustle to solve the case and collect from his clients. Sound familiar? It lasted one season. Huggins teamed with Stephen J. Cannell ("the A-Team," and "Greatest American Hero") to retool the concept, make it lighter, give the character a family and friends and connections, and make the character and show more optimistic, with the character mostly winning rather than losing. Even the end of the opening credit photos transitions from Rockford being arrested to fishing with his father at the end of a pier. A triumph all it's own.

What made the Rockford Files great (and you can see for yourself at the link above at Hulu.com) was the cheerful cynicism of the lead character. Forever convinced that a con was in the works (it always was) and the venality, rashness, and stupidity of the bad guys leading to their undoing (which was generally the case). Both Huggins and Cannell studied the failure of "the Outsider" (and McGavin was no mean actor himself, as his continued cult popularity in both "the Night Stalker" and "Christmas Story" prove) carefully to avoid the same fate with Rockford Files. Even the different (and humorous) messages left on Rockford's answering machine in each opening credits was there to grab viewer's attention.

And while the show itself had no lack of female fans who appreciated the matinee idol quality of Garner's leading man looks and sheer presence, the show itself was absolutely male. The character was not the female fantasy of the powerful, brooding bad boy ("Angel," "Forever Knight," "Dexter," "Moonlight") nor that of the uber-Alpha guy ("Mr. Big" in "Sex and the City," "the Mentalist," and "Gossip Girl"). The character lived in a trailer, never had much money, while the person he loved the most and trusted the most was his father, who was constantly wanting him to quit being a Private Eye and become a trucker. While women were in and out of his life (Rockford was a good looking guy) they were mostly out, and the character was resigned to a lack of any real romance or love in his life. The character still mostly won over the bad guys, even if he himself didn't profit and took a beating doing it.

The Rockford Files was very, very male. Something NBC and the current crop of creative people simply cannot understand, much less replicate.

Far better for NBC to copy failed but interesting shows, with obvious but fixable flaws. "Tenspeed and Brown Shoe" (from 1980) with an upright, straight-laced accountant teaming with a con man (Jeff Goldblum, Ben Vereen respectively) to become Private Investigators. Or "JJ Starbuck" (from 1988), with an older billionaire (Dale Robertson) traveling the country seeking to help the helpless after his wife and son die. Both were light-hearted, both had obvious but fixable flaws, neither are remembered, and both are different enough from what's on today to stand out in the clutter. Both have the ability to appeal to older as well as younger viewers, an important feature in today's declining youth cohort that is switching to online, streaming media anyway.

For "Tenspeed and Brown Shoe" (it doesn't matter what the remake would be called), the relationship between the two friends needs to progress, with the account better at improvising cons, and the con-man better at being a straight-laced diligent fact-checker. For JJ Starbuck, less folksy sermonizing, and more scenes like the one where Starbuck, after a low-level worker is fired for helping him right a wrong, gets on his phone and buys the entire company, forcing the manager to re-hire the worker. At a higher pay.

But the creative teams in Hollywood, from executives to writer-producers, are incapable of seeing the obvious and learning from past successes. Instead, we'll probably get John Cusack (in full mope mode) as a sexually ambiguous Private Eye with a sado-masochistic streak uncovering a season long conspiracy by oil company executives to "warm the planet" or some-such nonsense. That's about all Hollywood can do these days.

If NBC really wanted to revive it's fortunes, it would bring back "Life" to the schedule. A show with an existing following and the potential for strong male appeal, if properly and patiently promoted.
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NBC bets on Cable: Hollywood's Detroit Rock City

The Wall Street Journal reports that NBC has elevated Jeff Glaspin to chair it's entertainment television business. Glaspin's background is in cable TV, being most noted for running NBC's cable channels including USA and Bravo. Glaspin is associated with "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and in the 1990's, "Behind the Music" at VH1. Glaspin's promotion shows how NBC is still focused on reducing costs, as a measure of profitability, and the undue fascination with cable revenue as a "savior" for NBC.

This is a move doomed to failure, and the parallels with Detroit's fixing on the SUV as a "savior" for it's inability to produce reliable profits and the collapse of the Music Industry are downright eerie. NBC's average number of prime-time viewers has fallen 11% in the past two years. It trails ABC, CBS, and Fox in average viewership/ratings. The only bright spot has been NBC cable networks, which have seen operating profits increase. Second Quarter operating profits at NBC Universal cable networks was up 7% from the prior year. But cable networks and operating NBC like a cable network won't save NBC Universal. Anymore than the Chevy Suburban saved GM.


The problem is, that even with Cable revenues, NBC's cash flow has been terrible since 2004:


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NBC's cash from it's networks have declined by nearly a factor of five over the past five years, with 2009 showing a horrific drop-off of nearly 200 million dollars. All the cheap reality and cost-cutting in the world will not save NBC, any more than fat margins on the SUVs were able to save Detroit.

NBC's problem, is that it has accepted and embraced decline. Jeff Zucker, NBC Universal's CEO and Glaspin's boss, is quoted by the WSJ as saying viewer declines at NBC will continue in the next five years. This is acceptance of failure.

Cable revenue growth is capped. There aren't hordes of consumers who lack cable signing up for the service, thus providing new fees (channels like Bravo receive payments from cable and satellite operators for every subscriber who receives the channel as part of a package). Indeed, cable channels face a number of vulnerabilities to operating profits. Chief among them, push-back from cable and satellite operators to reduce payments, or even eliminate them, as cable and satellite operators themselves need to cut costs in a tough consumer environment. Given the make-up of Congress and the White House, it's entirely possible the cable and satellite operators could make a "deal" that is "consumer-friendly" (i.e. lower rates for consumers for cable/satellite) at the expense of cable channels like Bravo and Oxygen (which have few viewers and make most of their money from fees not advertising). Advertising dollars at Bravo or Oxygen can not make up for lost revenue from cable/satellite operators, let alone losses at NBC.

This risk is as entirely foreseeable as new, increased mileage standards targeting SUVs and Trucks in a Democratic Congress and White House, or consumers abandoning low-gas mileage vehicles for more fuel-friendly ones (from Japanese and Korean competitors) during high gas prices. Cable revenues are at best a mature and non-growing source, they certainly are not growing any more than CD sales did in 2004.

NBC reaps increased revenues from cable operations, but not enough obviously to stem the losses at NBC itself. But even these revenues are at risk if Congress and the White House mandate lower or no fees to cable channels, or consumers simply drop cable altogether.

Ford's return to long-term profitability rests on it's ability to sell a broad range of cars and trucks that consumers want at decent profit margins supporting Ford's relatively high fixed costs. Producing vehicles that have high quality (good fit and finish), high reliability (they don't break down), good gas mileage (they are cheap to operate) and competitive pricing (they are competitive in pricing with Japanese and Korean models). This is not particularly complicated, indeed it's simple. But the simplest things are often the hardest to execute well, consistently, year in and out.

NBC plans to run Jay Leno's talk show from Monday through Friday at 10 pm as a cost-cutting measure. Because his show is radically cheaper to produce than even an hour of reality programming. But no amount of cheapness will substitute for hit shows. NBC like Detroit has a high fixed cost, including corporate overhead, an analogue to the dealer network (affiliates) and various regulatory burdens. This is not a problem if either Detroit or NBC operates in high-volume with satisfied customers. For Detroit, that means selling a lot of vehicles, at decent profit margins, that consumers actually want. In Southern California, for example, it's quite common to see Ford Mustangs driven, even though California has relatively fewer US car makes and models sold compared to other parts of the country. Even among a population averse to American cars, Ford has not had problems selling it's most distinct car in Southern California.

NBC (and most of Hollywood, in television and in movie studios) are ignoring the competitive threats. DVD price erosion, at home and abroad, from piracy to the alternative of simply re-watching already purchased DVDs, present large threats to revenues for Hollywood as a whole. Since most movies lose money at the box office, and only recoup it in DVD, pay-per-view, video on demand, TV, and foreign movie rights, piracy or consumers simply not spending money presents a mortal threat to the movie studios, and to TV networks and studios who hope to recoup revenue on even canceled series from DVD box sets. Why spend money for a box set when you can watch it for free on Hulu, or purchase for a fraction of the price from a street vendor making pirated copies?

But the threat is larger than mere piracy. Increasingly, Hollywood seems sliding to the irrelevancy of the music industry.

A recent New York Times article on the deathwatch of the Music Industry shows just how quickly an industry can collapse. According to the RIAA, music sales since their peak in 1999, have collapsed by half in inflation adjusted dollars. According to the study by the NPD Group, teens purchased fewer CDs, fewer online downloads, fewer Peer-to-Peer downloads (pirating), and borrowed fewer copies of music, in 2008 compared to 2007. Teens cited (this was before the global recession) overall cutbacks in entertainment spending, but lack of excitement over current music was also a factor (given the declines of 6% in Peer to Peer downloads and "borrowing" music by 28%). A full 23% of teens purchasing less music cited an already established collection of music that satisfied them, and 32% of teens purchasing less music expressed dissatisfaction over current offerings. This among the most disposable income, entertainment oriented group, before the recession.

Among key factors in the change of behavior was the growth in online and satellite radio, and free music from MySpace Music, Pandora, imeem, and other sites, making music nearly always accessible, and with social networking built in (recommendations, etc. based on music listeners like). Even pirates cannot beat "free."

A similar study of British teens found streaming music replacing file-sharing. The reason? Both are "free" but streaming music, by offering recommendations and novelty (the social networking component) is more attractive than searching around for pirated content on the internet.

Or, as the New York Times article put it:

This is part of a much broader shift in media consumption by young people. They’re moving from an acquisition model to an access model.


This applies to video as well as music.

A study last year conducted by members of PRS for Music, a nonprofit royalty collection agency, found that of the 13 million songs for sale online last year, 10 million never got a single buyer and 80 percent of all revenue came from about 52,000 songs. That’s less than one percent of the songs.


Again, this applies to video as well as music.

Even more revealing is the New York Times graphic (link here) reproduced below:


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CD sales revenue have not been replaced by digital downloads, either albums or singles or "mobile" (i.e. ringtones). Fat profit margins, with consumers forced to pay full CD prices to get the few songs they wanted, are gone. The same is happening to Video, for both Hollywood movie studios, and for TV networks. Old models are eroding, consumers are adopting online "free" content (such as Hulu.com or SouthparkStudios.com) that is advertiser supported. Note the comment at TV By The Numbers that Hulu has problems selling most of it's inventory, i.e. old obscure shows such as "New Dragnet" (an obscure 1989 version of the classic "Dragnet" with Jack Webb, different from "LA Dragnet" with Ed O'Neill and Ethan Embry). "The Long Tail" is fairly useless if you can't make money on it, and the trend seen in music sales, with 80% of revenue coming from less than 1% of songs, is the same at Hulu. Hulu lists their most all-time popular TV shows as variously, "Burn Notice," "Bones," "House," and "Family Guy" among others. All shows with sizeable audiences, unlike say those recalling "the New Dragnet."

It's clear that in music, and online, the ability as in years past to milk the "Brandon Tartikoff model" and charge advertisers premium prices for ever-declining amounts of "desirable" demographics is not sustainable. Not only are young (White) people a declining group, due to the birth dearth, but their behavior is changing as well, moving to streaming content that is "free" and has social-networking "extras." Young people are shifting towards it even over piracy or "borrowing." [Hispanic youth watch and listen to, of course, Spanish-language media.]

It's also clear that five years of declining revenues at NBC, before the recession, show this shift taking place to the point where there is nearly $300 million less operating revenue than in 2004, mirrored eerily by declines at GM, Ford, and Chrysler, and the music industry. Specialization won't help, since it leaves producers at the mercy of regulatory or consumer shifts.

Instead, what NBC needs, is not cable-specialization, or more "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" shows, but rather broadly accessible and popular shows. Shows that appeal to men and women alike, along with young and old. Shows that can draw viewers back to NBC, and be streamed on sites like Hulu with full sales of "inventory" (i.e. ad spots on the streaming video).

This won't be easy. Men have largely abandoned TV, and need persuading to come back. Broadcast TV is of course the "ultimate" in streaming video, and free, over the air broadcasts beat the cost of even cable or satellite. Storylines, characters, actors, and the like need at a minimum to be "friendly" to men, and dump the various elitist and politically correct moralizing that characterizes much of TV. Which includes male-bashing. Attracting men of course must be done in ways that do not alienate female viewers, with characters that appeal to women but don't offend men being part of the creative solution. In other words, independent and intelligent leading ladies, but no "Twilight" derived male fantasy figures or junior "Sex and the City" "Mr. Big" knock-offs as leading men. Older audiences too, must be part of the mix, which means care not to needlessly offend those who hold traditional values at a minimum and stopping the tired trope of relying on shock in place of well thought out plots.

All of these creative efforts will require years not months to accomplish, and public communication to viewers, creative people, advertisers, and the public as to what the network wants to accomplish, how it intends to do it, and progress along the way. This requires patience and the ability to sustain losses as the network battles its (rightfully so) perception that NBC is hostile to male viewers.

But the alternative is simply to collapse into a GM or Music publishing slump, from which there is little escape (even with government bailouts). Clearly the views of pundits galore that "de-massification" of culture would proceed indefinitely has been proven wrong. Technology, with the ability to stream "free" content (likely to migrate to video phones soon) has helped make this change.
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Future of TV is on the Internet

One of the interesting things about watching the big four networks (ABC, CBS, Fox, and NBC) fall into oblivion is how reminiscent they are of GM, Chrysler, and Ford falling into irrelevance (though to be fair, Ford Motor Company’s new CEO, Allan Mulally, seems to have a clue and has guided Ford Motor to a net profit in Q2 of 2009 and a predicted yearly operating profit in 2011.

Nevertheless, the same errors that Detroit made in the 1970s through the 2000’s, are occurring again in the Broadcast Networks. Detroit offered it’s customers little reliability, bad quality, expensive cars to own and operate, and cars with poor gas mileage. The latter generated a lot of attention, but as the appetite for large SUVs, Trucks, and muscle cars in good times and cheap gas indicated, Detroit’s problem was not primarily the failure to make a Toyota Yari. Rather, it was taking their customers for granted and shoveling out shoddy merchandise on the theory that no one could compete with them globally or locally.

Just as Japan’s automotive companies, particularly Toyota and Honda, hungry for sales, and backed by an aggressive engineering team, took on and largely defeated Detroit, so too will Hollywood’s Broadcast Networks fall, to lean and hungry outsiders. The key to this will be the internet. It won’t be, as Glen Reynolds suggests, an army of Davids, but rather State-sponsored alternatives to Hollywood producing low-cost, more mainstream entertainment, delivered over the internet.

In short, the internet allows players besides broadcast networks to deliver serial entertainment just like the Big Four Networks, to more people, cheaper, and with a broader appeal.


First, it's important to recall what the networks were all about. NBC and CBS were originally founded as radio broadcast networks, providing news, entertainment, sports, and other broadcasts during the late twenties and the Depression. During tough times, the radio broadcasters found advertisers flocked to them, as people could almost always afford listening to the radio, even over the movies. ABC was created in 1943 from the NBC Blue Network. Fox was famously created by Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation in 1986.

But all the networks run on the old radio network model. News, sports, and special programming are the icing on the cake, the real money came from advertisers, who either ran ads nationally or had sponsored "product placement" shows aimed at all sorts of people: men, women, children, and of course, housewives. Situation Comedies (Fibber McGee, Jack Benny), soap operas, and hour long dramas like Gunsmoke. Yes, "Jake and the Fatman" star William Conrad was the original Matt Dillion, not James Arness.

The model was very simple, create entertainment for as cheap as possible, that had a wide a following as possible, and sell ads on the broadcasts for as much as possible.

Or, as the Wall Street Journal reported, in a story about Ben Silverman's departure from NBC:

For decades, broadcast networks spent huge sums to create shows that would be watched by millions of Americans tuning in after dinnertime.

But the advent of cable television and the VCR in the 1980s and the subsequent rise of the Internet, videogames and digital video recorders have fractured the TV audience and undermined the broadcast business.


We'll see shortly how ridiculous that statement really is. But the business model is pretty simple. Create cheap content, that appeals to as many people as possible, and sell ads running at breaks in the content.

The serial nature of course, of first radio and then television, allows more creative stories, more character-driven drama (and comedy), and most importantly for a broadcast, keeps audiences tuning in week after week to see what happens next to characters they love.

This is a simple, though difficult to execute model, that other people can copy. Now that the internet has flattened the capital requirements needed to reach millions of people.

Prior to the internet, creating a network required big bucks and the ability to sustain a decade long billion dollar loss. Which is what Fox sustained from 1986-1996 in it's first ten years. Neither WB nor UPN, in their ten year run, were able to sustain these kinds of losses and both had to be merged into the CW. The huge barriers into serialized content (i.e. broadcast networks, with heavy costs for affiliates, promotions, management, licensing, etc.) kept competitors at bay. Even upstart syndicators like the folks behind "Babylon 5," the PTEN or Prime Time Entertainment Network, could not compete, even with Warner Brothers and Chris-Craft behind them. Independently syndicated shows like Pamela Anderson's "VIP" did little better, often airing at odd hours such as 1 am Monday mornings.

However, time shifting habits created by the VCR and DVR, and helped along by Hulu and networks own streaming videos of shows, have created the ability to bypass these expensive requirements.

Now, anyone with the capital to pay for streaming bandwidth, can have in effect, their own TV network. They need only have content and agreements to sell ads within the content, as Hulu does. Advertisers love online advertising, since they know exactly how many people watch (no more guesstimation by Nielsen) and their geographic location. They also get immediate feedback on any click-through ads. It's also, of course, cheaper.

It's quite likely that some place, either Wellington or Auckland New Zealand, or Sydney Australia, or Vancouver British Columbia, or Toronto Canada, will start to compete with Hollywood. Making hour long drama series significantly cheaper, at least half the cost of the current $3-$4 million per episode cost in the Los Angeles area. At this cost, say $1.5 million per episode, it's far cheaper to put together a three episode "pilot-plus" for say, $4.5 million, less than the cost of most independent films, and sell both ads against a streaming internet feed (for free) and downloads from Itunes, or websites (likely the content creators). The only expense that is major therefore is marketing and publicity. Late night talk shows constantly need guests and content, so much of that marketing can be done for the cost of hotel rooms and air fare for content stars.

The advantage is even greater if regional or national governments, seeking to promote job base, provide low or no-interest loans, tax breaks and the like to further reduce costs, and critically, alternative centers to Hollywood break both the pilot model and the deficit financing model.

In the pilot model, broadcast networks order up many (expensive) pilots, and typically pick only a small fraction, something on the order of 25%, for production, generally between 9 and 13 episodes. Depending on ratings, a series will be picked up for a full season, of 22 hour long episodes, or canceled. Even pilots that never even make it to the filming process can be quite pricey, costing upwards of a million dollars for scripts, consultants, market research and the like. Pilot costs have been the bane of network TV from the beginning, and so an alternative that quickly and cheaply makes content, say three episodes, and recoups most of the cost by selling advertising on the web and downloads, has a big economic advantage as far as cost, particularly as networks order more and more series from their own in-house production studios.

The deficit financing, of course, refers to the ugly truth that network license fees, even for their own, in-house productions, cover only part of the actual cost of producing a show. Say a show runs only 9 episodes, and costs $4 million per episode. With the network license fees covering only $2 million per episode. That's a net loss of $18 million for the production company. Some of that loss can be recouped by DVD sales, but not much. DVD sales are down, in every segment. In the alternative model, content creators would only create small batches, say three episodes, and depending on response would either abandon the project or move forward with assurance that the project will make money. Currently, content creators (the studios) have to bet that the series will make it to five seasons, the magic 100 episode mark, for syndication in the US and foreign markets, where the real money is (or was). The Syndication market is under stress, as many of the cable outlets run (as noted Hollywood business blogger Furious D observes) their own parent corporation studio outlet, the most famous being the Law and Orderen running all over TNT, USA, Sleuth, etc. Moreover there is a window on that market, you don't see 1980's shows such as Miami Vice or Hunter running in syndication, and even the ubiquitous "Monk" has likely a limited time to run in syndication.

The new model, in short, would not require huge capital to run deficits in the uncertain hope of profits five years later, or require costly pilots most of which are unsuccessful and net drains on income.

But just as important in producing lower cost content, is producing more broadly appealing content. Consumers don't seem to be very willing to pay premiums for entertainment, for example, Video Game sales are expected to decline nearly 20% from last year. HBO famously has only a third of TV households, despite being available for nearly all of them. In order to succeed in serial entertainment (or blockbuster movies for that matter), it's far better to have more viewers than less. Particularly since the number of young (White) people is declining. This is particularly true in a recession/depression. When consumer dollars are tight, and free (i.e. advertiser supported) beats pay. The HBO model of hip-edgy female oriented programming seems doomed in the recession.

The model for the successful Hollywood beating alternative looks something like this:

The alternative produces content that is about half the cost to produce by the Broadcast networks in LA or NYC.
The alternative has far less overhead, and thus no affiliate costs, licensing/regulatory costs, no pricey executive talent. It's Administrative costs are a fraction of the Broadcast networks.
The alternative has far less clueless, "next-job" execs like Ben Silverman, who are looking for their next job and don't care about being #1.
The alternative is open to new ideas as long as the ideas help them capture a lot of viewers of streaming content and a high percentage of those purchasing downloads (or DVDs).
The alternative does not rely on fragile, open to economic vulnerability models such as upscale ad viewers or cable subscriber revenues (as likely, subscribers cancel cable as the recession wears on and expenses are cut to the bone).

Which brings us to the current state of broadcast television. First, ad revenues are down. CBS, Fox, and ABC have done deals of about 3% less for ad rates than a year ago. NBC has done about 6-7% less than a year ago. Commenter on the WSJ story "Jeff Switzer" noted:

It seems to me that the value of an exposure to a viewer would decline faster than the decline in viewers. It seems that advertisers would want enough viewers to generate a "buzz", that is, to have viewers talking with each other about shows and perhaps the ads. As the number of viewers drop the number of these buzz encounters will drop even faster. Because of this effect, as well as the continuing basic decline in the number of viewers, the networks appear to be in a business "death spiral."


Jeff Switzer is correct. The broadcast networks are in a death spiral. Click on the "comments" tab in the link to see his comment. WSJ has the nasty habit of cutting off content after a day or so, trust me on this, the dead tree edition (Marketplace, July 27, 2009, P1) contains these numbers, i.e the declines in ad rates.

Here's (from the Dead Tree WSJ Edition) the commitments that the Big Four Networks got from the "upfronts" in May:


[Click to Enlarge, courtesy of the WSJ]

It takes magnificent incompetence, idiocy, and sheer stupidity to lose viewers during a recession in free, over the air broadcasting, at a time when consumers are pinching every penny and canceling pricey cable service. Yet the broadcast networks continue to show a slide in viewers. That's what comes from having execs who boast, that they don't need to be #1, in terms of viewers.

Fortunately, the broadcast networks don't lack in people able to produce just such incompetent results:


[Click to enlarge, courtesy of the WSJ]

If you'll notice, the only network to produce an uptick in viewers, prior to last (2007-2008) season was CBS, which had slightly more viewers in the recessionary 2008-2009 season. All other networks posted declines from the prior season. NBC and ABC posted particularly sharp declines, from the baseline of 2005.

This is largely because CBS has decided, "what the hell, they're older viewers, but they count too." CBS famously skews older in viewers age, link here, with DVR 7 days viewing being 53, ABC at 49, NBC at 48, Fox at 43, and the CW netlet at 34 years of age. However, beggars can't be choosers, and with the recession, pinched consumers, much of the wisdom (i.e. male and older viewers don't count) is so much idiocy). Particularly given the paucity of younger Whites, covered ad nauseum on this blog and elsewhere, and the need for advertisers to reach every possible consumer with their advertising dollar, in a likely decades long recession.

To see just how badly the networks perform, against the total (male and female potential audience, consider the data at the Census Bureau here. Taking the White Alone and Black Alone, and adding them together (Nielsen provides the top ten for "everyone" and Blacks, and Hispanics segregated, Blacks and Whites watch basically the same shows, Hispanics watch Spanish Language shows, go ahead, check it yourself) you get the following chart, compiled against the 18-48 viewership above (that is, adding White Alone, both sexes, and Black Alone, both sexes, from 20-49, since the Census Bureau does a four year age-bracket):


[Click to Enlarge]

That is of course, a pathetic performance. Against a total population of 117 million, 18-49, Black and White together with both sexes, the Big Four networks can manage only 12.6% total of the potential audience. Pathetic.

For too long, Broadcast TV execs have justified declining audiences on the VCR, the DVR, cable fragmentation, the internet, and video games. All undoubtedly eroded the dominant position of Broadcast Networks. But to 12.6% aggregate? That stretches the boundary of credibility. More likely, TV became a gay and female ghetto.

For example, GLAAD is out with it's new scorecard on TV networks. A full 42% of all characters on HBO's entertainment shows are gay or lesbian. About ABC, GLAAD had this to say:

Also singled out in the report is ABC's drama "Brothers & Sisters," which features three regular gay characters, as well as the network's "Grey's Anatomy," which has a bisexual woman among the leads.
Overall, "GLAAD analysts found that ABC consistently offers the most fair, accurate and inclusive representations of the five broadcast networks," the survey said.

ABC also boasts two of the most prominent gay characters on a new fall series with comedy "Modern Family."


The CW, as expected, was rated #2 among broadcast networks, Fox increased it's gay characters to 11% with gay characters on "House" and "Bones." CBS (not surprising for an older-viewer friendly network) was the least gay of all the networks.

TV execs, and content creators, were happy to chase GLAAD awards, and upscale, yuppie viewers, sacrificing total number of viewers for wealthier ones. The Brandon Tartikoff strategy again. Which works as long as the economy marches ever upwards, and there is an increasing amount of young, wealthy viewers that advertisers will spend premiums on.

As we can see, that's not the case. Networks were forced to reduce ad rates between 3 and 7 percent this year. Next year might see even further declines. Networks have huge fixed costs and stupidity at the executive level, leading to things like 24% declines at the NBC-Universal second Quarter earnings, excluding one-time items, despite income growth in cable operations. [If the link goes away, it's on Marketplace, July 28, P1] NBC in the article calls itself a cable-broadcaster, but it's cable business is vulnerable to pressed consumers canceling cable service. Therefore, no fees transmitted from consumer to cable operator to cable service.

Not even investment in cable properties like SyFy (rebranded to appeal to women), and USA, Bravo, etc. can save NBC from the need (as Jeff Zucker agreed) for hit shows.

But a big organization like NBC, or even CBS (the least badly managed of the networks) cannot turn around very quickly, it's like steering a container ship. More nimble competitors, probably with tax breaks and even loans from friendly governments looking to stimulate employment and export earnings, can produce entertainment serial content for half the price. The internet allows distribution via streaming, advertiser supported video, for sampling, and perhaps downloads or DVDs or both, with "extras" via payment, likely for less than traditional TV series downloads or DVD box sets.

But likely the biggest advantage is the ability to make content without worrying about how many gay characters each show has, to make GLAAD happy or win an award. [Tru Blood drew 3.7 million viewers, in contrast to it's debut of 1.4 million in it's first season. The highest for any HBO show since the Sopranos (which had it's finale at 11 million), but compared to American Idol with a high of 37 million viewers nothing to shout about.]

Since the new way to profitability in a prolonged recession or depression is not how cool a series is to a few well heeled taste-makers, but how well advertisers can sell the basics: soap, beer, food, and clothes. It's a Wal-Mart, instead of a Neiman-Marcus world.
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